Every year thousands of vanity plates are submitted to DMVs around the US. While most are in good taste there are plenty of plates that get denied. There is a panel of judges that decides if your plate gets approved or denied. Plates can be denied if they are found to have offensive or bad taste phrases.
Below are some of the examples that got denied by the the California DMV. Do you have a vanity plate?
Explanation: In remembrance of me and my girlfriend’s anniversary. Meaning be my bae, before anyone else.
Review Comments: Bae=Poop in Danish
Explanation: Husband and wife initials and year of marriage
Review Comments: 8 Looks like Hate; JWS looks like Jews
Explanation: Lit is a slang term which means good, amazing, etc!
Review Comments: Lit=Intoxicated, Slit=Rude slang for a woman or vagina
Explanation: It has no meaning I just want to get it because I like it that’s it
Review Comments: 420 National Smoke Day 4-20 marijuana
Explanation: Schlafer is German for sleeper.
Review Comments: Also means sleeper in the sense of an inactive agent or terrorist (Wikipedia)
Explanation: Playful joke
Review Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?
Explanation: On my way to bang your bitch
Review Comments: What he said
Explanation: Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day
Review Comments: Who farted
Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house
Review Comments: Dick
Explanation: In support of climate change initiatives
Review Comments: Looks like no to cooch
Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him
Review Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant
Explanation: Sad time in my life and my car is blue
Review Comments: Blew Me
Explanation: I have a white cat named “Moby.” I want to name my white car after her.
Review Comments: Moby dick… Moby cat… Vagina?
Explanation: The lettering and numbers in this plate are the same as a chest my grama left me when she passed away.
ReviewComments: Looks similar to a text penis.
Explanation: Funky trumpet in the funk music genre
Review Comments: Fuck Trump
Explanation: Fish ball
Review Comments: Fish…Ball…Some sort of sexual?
Explanation: I am a nurse anesthetist
Review Comments: Gas passer, she passes gas (farts)
Explanation: We love Palm Springs
Review Comments: Looks like we love pussy
Explanation: I’m a professional fisherman and I fish for tuna all over the world.
Review Comments: I Googled him. He is and he does
Explanation: The rock band Tool’s second album title from 1996
Review Comments: Custom meaning is true, but sounds like Enema
Explanation: My nickname
Review Comments: Shiksa=noun (often derogatory, used by Jews), a non-Jewish girl, dictionary.com
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